Funny Archive

Good food goes well with laughter and humor.

Food Problems
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Man: "What's the matter with me?"
Doctor: "You're not eating properly."
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Short Story, Suprise Ending!


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The Sandwich
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.’
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Just a thought!
If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
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The Last Word
A man to his friend: "At my house I always say the last word".

His friend: "What is the word?"

The man: "I am sorry. Forgive me"

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